I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
