in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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