I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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