the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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