oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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