My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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