3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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