fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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