Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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