After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
There's even glitter on my cock...
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