hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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