This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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