Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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