fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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