I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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