He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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