i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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