very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize