yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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