He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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