yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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