So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It was confusing and full of hummus
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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