i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I would ride that face into the sunset