why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet