you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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