I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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