What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you will always have a special place in my vag
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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