I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish i was in the wii world.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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