I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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