Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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