smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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