I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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