She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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