Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I wish life had little blips of pornography
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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