Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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