Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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