i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
be right there i have to get my cape
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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