I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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