Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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