New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
