i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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