I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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