It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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