everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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