I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
is wine microwaveable?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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