yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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