Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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