Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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