it's like iHOP with fire
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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