Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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