pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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