butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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