I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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