I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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