since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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